1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

     A Licker Cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

     A Klondyke

3. What do you call 100 Lesbians with guns?

     Militia Etheridge

4. Why can't Lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same time?

     Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face

5. What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?

     Fur Traders

6. What is a Lesbian dinosaur called?

     A Lickalotapuss

7. What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers?

     Well Hung

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

     Yes, she was found face down in Ricki Lake

9. How can you tell if you're in a tough Lesbian bar?

     Even the pool table doesn't have balls

10. What do you call Lesbian twins?

     Lick-A-Likes

11. What the definition of confusion?

     20 blind lesbians in a fish market

12. What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian?

     One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker