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Supreme Being
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Supreme Being
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Are you all familiar with Chuck Norris facts?
hahaha
And one of my own -
Chuck Norris farted and the moon wobbled.
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Supreme Being
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| I love those Chuck Norris jokes, but I don't understand where they came from. Still funny though. My favorites are, Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside out for his pleasure. When you have sex with a man it's not because you're gay, it's because Chuck Norris wore out all the women on Earth. One Time Chuck Norris shot down a plane by sticking out his finger and saying "bang". Did you check out the British kid's show yet? Also make sure to check out Farting Preacher 4.
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LivingForMetal.com
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I had never heard of the Chuck Norris jokes until now... friggin hilarious.
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Supreme Being
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Supreme Being
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ebaums world is blocked here at work. DAMMIT!
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Supreme Being
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Too bad. Watch it when you get home though. I literally cried from laughing so hard at those 2 videos. A kids show talking about playing with your "twanger" and your balls, or how a woman has lovely marakas hahahahahaha  .
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Metalhead87 (3/3/2006)
Too bad. Watch it when you get home though. I literally cried from laughing so hard at those 2 videos. A kids show talking about playing with your "twanger" and your balls, or how a woman has lovely marakas hahahahahaha . Where can I find and view these videos?
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