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Supreme Being
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Got this email this morning. Needless to say I'm stoked.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
(OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR)
FINAL CONTRACT PAYMENT/NEXT OF KIN PAYMENT VERIFICATION
Attention: Honorable Contractor/Next Of KIN
We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences and inflict that we might have indulge you through.
However, we were having some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign payments. We apologies once again.
The Central Bank Newly Introduced 2008 Settlement of Debt Scheme (SDS) in charge of Foreign Debt Recovery Committee on Overdue Contract / Next of Kin payments in Africa, as indicated in our database.
The program was introduced to all bank in Africa, for payment and settlement of Foreign Debt, as the African Nation, has suffered a lot of loss because of debts owed internationally, the 2008 budget has the payment order and you are approved and scheduled for payment immediately, forthwith and unconditionally, your funds would hit your account in the next 3 banking days as soon as you meet the requirements for the payment.
Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF and the instruction from the newly elected President and Commander in Chief of the armed forces (President Umaru Musa Ya'Adua ) that all outstanding foreign debts especially next of kin payment should be released to the beneficiaries forthwith unconditionally.
From the records of outstanding inheritance fund due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding inheritance fund who has not yet received their payments.
We wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is US$10.5 million dollars
(Ten Point Five Million United States Dollars).
Please re-confirm to me if this is online with what you have in your record and also kindly re-confirm to us Immediately the followings:
(1) Your full name.
(2) Your Residential Address.
(3) Phone, fax and mobile #.
(4) Company's name, position and address.
(5) Profession, age and marital status.
(6) A copy of your International Passport or Driven License.
As soon as this information's are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will be given to you for your confirmation.
Best Regards,
YOURS SINCERELY,
PROFESSOR CHUKWUMA C.SOLUDO.
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
Yes, I know it's fake. But this is one of the funnier ones I've seen. 
As long as I got Rock n Roll I'm forever young
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Supreme Being
Group: LFM Metal DB
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Nigeria has 10.5 million dollars?
- What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.
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- Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.
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Supreme Being
Group: LFM Reviewer
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Apparently.....
....and I get ALL OF IT!!!!!
As long as I got Rock n Roll I'm forever young
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Supreme Being
Group: LFM Metal DB
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hey man, sharing is caring 
go to hell
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I Like Being Scared
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paranoidmexican009 (4/13/2008)
hey man,sharing is caring
Yes... if you ever get the money.
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ONLY ONE THING REALLY SETS ME FREE, HEAVY METAL LOUD AS IT CAN BE!!!!! YEAH!!!!!
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I Like Being Scared
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| I've been getting those for the last 3 years or so, and I haven't seen a red cent yet.
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