I'll start.

Why can't beer bottles always come with twisting tops? Why do you always have to almost cut up your hands just to open a beer when you don't have a bottle opener? How come only a few beers come where you can twist the top off. Or why only 40 oz beers come with twist tops like on Orangina bottles?

How come whenever you need to take a leak in a public bathroom, it's always right after somebody takes a vile, steaming dump? And why is it that they never have paper towels, only those blow dryers? Do people really expect you to stay in a room that smells like shit and god knows what else long enough for those things to dry your hands. Not to mention that it's impossible to turn those things on, or it's always motion sensors.

How about bathrooms in hotel rooms? It's always those damn lowflow toilets unless it's in a really old hotel where they still have those really powerful toilets. When you're paying at least 100 bucks a night, can't the hotel afford to spend money for a little more water? The old hotels are much cheaper and they keep the old toilets, why can't the more expensive ones do the same? Those damn lowflows cannot even handle the mighty power of the all powerful Charmin, the quilted quicker picker upper (Bounty and Charmin are from the same company).

At least this lady is the Playboy Playmate of the year!

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

FucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.