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Supreme Being
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Well, it's no wonder this guy'sa littlebitter, he gave up music to become a middle-school history teacher!  This is the same guy who said that Skid Row fell apart after their first album.
Had to highlight the last line here, as Slave to the Grind is much more metal than the first one, which is more pop metal. I suggest you blast Get the Fuck Out or Monkey Business in class to scare the hell out of your teacher, then show him how real metal vocals should sound like by playing Wasted Time. That'll shut him up.
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Supreme Being
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I don't have any classes with him, but I'll definetly sing him something good. Maybe some death metal that pisses him off. 
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Supreme Being
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| NEWS: (and I know I double-posted) Bitter History Teacher's wife gave birth to their sixth child today. No news on what they named it. How on earth did they get six kids???
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Shelby (5/31/2006)
How on earth did they get six kids???+Um... could it be... sex? Geesh, aren't they teaching that stuff in school anymore... LOL
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| Well, the stork brings over a bag filled with scented candles, K-Y lubricant (or Vaseline if he's cheap) and romantic music. Then the man sticks his private into the woman's beautiful lower private and makes a thrusting motion. After a little while, a sticky white goo comes out filled with tens of millions of potential children. Then the children go for a little swim and the one who reaches the egg first stays inside for nine months. The baby comes out, loves the parents for 13 years, hates them for about 5 years, then loves them again but secretly resents them until they die. I think Yngwie is an amzing guitar player but he is overrated. There are neo-classical guitar shredders out there that I like a lot better. Andy LaRocque, Torben Enevoldsen, Vinnie Moore, Tony McAlpine, Marty Friedman, Jason Becker, Michael Angelo Batio, Greg Howe etc.
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Supreme Being
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I seriously can't imagine him getting laid once, let alone six times... this makes me want to be celebate... I've already sworn off of having children...
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| AWWWE, Cant believe I had to miss this show!! There was just no way I could swing it on a week night though. The "Yng" must really like you guys. Ive often heard horror stories of opening bands gettin treated like poop. Maybe its cuz you guys FUCKING ROOOOCK!!!
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miket (6/18/2006)
AWWWE, Cant believe I had to miss this show!! There was just no way I could swing it on a week night though.
The "Yng" must really like you guys. Ive often heard horror stories of opening bands gettin treated like poop.
Maybe its cuz you guys FUCKING ROOOOCK!!!
hehe, well said, dude. and welcome!!
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